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Rock & Chips has been quite entertaining. Won’t make a series but it’s been an...

Jan 24th

Still trying to find out how much Bono personally donates to charity. The answer so far $0. Only...

Jan 24th

Hope For Haiti Now. Nice sentiment, but just how much have these multi millionaire’s donated...

Jan 24th

If Bob Geldof actually gave his own personal money to charity we wouldn’t have to suffer his...

Jan 24th

I hope Conan’s new show is back in New York so he can do a new version of the run across the...

Jan 23rd

Newcastle United fans aren’t gracious losers at all. They aren’t even gracious very...

Jan 23rd

Orla Guerin on BBC News is annoying, she’s always emotively one sided on stories. Better...

Jan 23rd

Ahhh good old Newcastle United fans. Big ground, small club, even smaller minded fans. Bless em....

Jan 23rd

BBC Radio Newscastle coming up with the distance travelled as an excuse for losing. Err, WBA drew...

Jan 23rd

Argh Gaby Logan’s make up on Final Score looks really harsh. Aged her by 15 years...

Jan 23rd

I don’t get Kesha. She can’t sing, autotuned to hell and she’s not pretty, has...

Jan 22nd

Go with what she says @supercoolkp, In @imapuffin ‘s fashion tastes I trust!

Jan 20th

Seriously the BBC get criticism for a lot of things that are undeserved, but Norbit? Seriously BBC...

Jan 20th

RT @glynwintle: Labour lord showing a lack of understanding of what a link is, the minister does not...

Jan 20th

Doesn’t Vicks slogan “We start with solutions not problems” sound suspiciously...

Jan 20th

RT @WaPoLost: Join us for the “Lost” Hour chat at 2 p.m. ET with Lostpedia’s Kevin...

Jan 20th

#newswipe if I have to go through an airport body scanner I’ll wear a finfoil arrow pointing...

Jan 19th

#newswipe for those who weren’t aware of the Oklahoma bombing mentioned tonight on the...

Jan 19th

RT girl on the bus just split with her boyfriend referencing twilight ‘it’s like your...

Jan 19th

RT @romandavid: ‘he found it hard to concentrate on the film - there were subtitles, and also...

Jan 19th

#newswipe tim key at his sharpest and wittiest.

Jan 19th

#newswipe “Probably nothing will ever happen in your entire boring life…”

Jan 19th

#newswipe yeah Pat Robertson FUCK OFF INDEED!!!

Jan 19th

People of the UK, out BBC Four on NOW Its #newswipe time!!!!!!

Jan 19th

Hey! Dappy from N-Dubz! How bout you threaten me with death you talentless, tuneless, gormless...

Jan 15th

#GetWellGaga is a trend but Haiti isn’t?shallow morons win the day!

Jan 15th

RT @PiratePartyUK: Let’s get #OiNK trending! The first UK filesharing case shows the music...

Jan 15th

Google pull out of China? I didn’t realise Google was catholic!

Jan 15th

Great news about Pink founder Alan Ellis. Question is why was this a Crown case and not a private...

Jan 15th

RT @OpenRightsGroup: ‘Oink’ founder Alan Ellis cleared of fraud, http://bit.ly/6Ylkx7

Jan 15th

I see the Finnish have decided to become total fascists about smoking. Classy Finland, classy…

Jan 14th

Seems with thousands dead, the American right can do little but celebrate. Heartless evil scumbags...

Jan 13th

Rush Limbaugh is a vile, heartless man. Listen to this. Sickening. Venomous. http://j.mp/8lTtG8 (via...

Jan 13th

RT @Pete_Collins: @nickgriffinmep As an MEP do you feel guilty for going over there and taking their...

Jan 13th

#Campbell seems to think that the support which “didn’t get much airtime” a)...

Jan 12th

#Campbell he has performed exactly how I expected him to today: lies, spin and stuck deeply in the...

Jan 12th

So far to blame: France, BBC, Scarlett, JIC, SIS.. Everyone but Blair and this snivveling shit...

Jan 12th

#Campbell alastair, I believe in pixie people inside MPs running the show. It’s obviously not...

Jan 12th

Campbell busy spinning faster than Taz the Tasmanian Devil. Don’t let him do it! #iraqinquiry

Jan 12th

Whose the pouting guy with the red hankie who gives the panel evil looks when asking Campbell...

Jan 12th

This guy! Who is he? He is brown nosing almost everything Alastair Camobell says. Pouting, nodding...

Jan 12th

Doctor Who - The End of Time Review: http://wp.me/pGbkx-1Z

Jan 11th

Sarah Palin joins Fox News. It’s a good fit: know-nothing politician joins no-facts TV...

Jan 11th

Must be the only person in the UK not watching Glee.

Jan 11th

Palin and Rove both on Fox News. To make it fair and balanced they’ll need to sign up Karl...

Jan 11th

Liz Jones, wailing harpy who criticises women blames men for it. Face it Jones, its women who buy...

Jan 11th

That Liz Jones article has left me angry. Pages of womens magazines bitching about botox, grey and...

Jan 11th

Just thought I’d point out to the fans of X Factor. If America gets it in Autumn 2011 and...

Jan 11th

David Cameron on 5 Live is basically saying “the poorest will pay so the rich can stay...

Jan 11th

#uksnow b67 4/10

Jan 10th

2009 in the Church of Scientology: http://wp.me/pGbkx-1X

Jan 10th

#uksnow B69 1/10 very light snowfall

Jan 8th

Amazed by the Crosswells Inn in Langley’s jukebox automatically selecting Pavement - Shady...

Jan 8th

Abject, abject performance from Albion. They really should be ashamed of themselves when they know...

Jan 8th

Abject, abject performance from Albion. They really should be ashamed of themselves when they know...

Jan 8th

Just read Paul Thurrot’s comments on how the IdeaPad U1 is better than Apple’s slate...

Jan 8th

I AM LEAVING THE BBC. (Please RT) (via @serafinowicz)

Jan 7th

Next series of Who, why don’t we see every character goto the toilet and wipe their arse with...

Jan 7th

Daily Mail in reporting nothing of note shocker. The Doctor WANTS to be ginger you fucktards!...

Jan 7th

Management to The Saturdays : “Girls, your sales are pretty terrible, so we’ve...

Jan 7th

Microsoft Slate PCs. Tablet PCs without the pen. #ces #Microsoft #fail

Jan 7th

RT @Digeratii: In respect for intellectual property, this tweet will not be shown. #microsoft #CES

Jan 7th

#ces Ballmer to CES - I said we’d do the opening keynote but… Look, I got nothing to...

Jan 6th

#ces Im going to rip this keynote onto DVD and sell it to insomniacs.

Jan 6th

#ces Slate PCs. So iSlate it won’t be. I was excited about these products by Steve has the...

Jan 6th

RT @christophertran: As if this couldn’t get any worse, Twilight appears. #microsoft #CES...

Jan 6th

RT @DJEchelon: regarding slate PCs being middle ground between phones and PCs, I’m yet to be...

Jan 6th

#ces ahhh the Internet, the real game changer that Microsoft completely decided to ignore.

Jan 6th

#ces ahhh Robbie Bach, the man that should have done all of the keynote.

Jan 6th

#ces rebranding Tablet to Slate and removing the stylus hasn’t excited me in the slightest...

Jan 6th

#ces Alan Wake for the fourth fecking year in a row. Stop yanking my dick with this vapourware. Halo...

Jan 6th

#ces oh and you won’t even show us the Reach content. Nice MS. I might buy an Apple iSlate...

Jan 6th

RT @JSW_EdTech: I REALLY wanted to see a compelling slate device by Microsoft at #CES. I saw an HP...

Jan 6th

RT @klandwehr: If the Window Slate is just Windows on a tablet, then there is no wow factor at least...

Jan 6th

#ces oh wow. Streaming rental and group watching I’ve had since October and sound drop outs...

Jan 6th

#ces @majornelson WTF is this cockblocking of content. Why stream it if you’re not showing us...

Jan 6th

#ces The Microsoft keynote was an abject failure. Absolutely nothing new, innovative or interesting...

Jan 6th

#ces microsoft’s big white sheet of paper was probably yellowed from all the old ideas...

Jan 6th

RT @daremoshiranai: Microsoft 2010 keynote: Here’s shit you’ve already seen and new shit...

Jan 6th

Holy crap Sony are supporting SD and Micro SD. What the f**k is going on?!?! #ces

Jan 6th

RT @jessearmstrong1: Hoon and Hewitt demand an end to uncertainty and infighting with plan for new...

Jan 6th

Hoon and Hewitt challenging the leadership. Now, Brown ain’t great, but do these two think...

Jan 6th

#UKSnow why are people in London complaining they didn’t get the 20cm of snow, that’s...

Jan 6th

#novoselicfacts Krist was the only one without any talent in Nirvana @glinner - Lets get this one...

Jan 6th

Anyone else think @einyshah has spent too much time with Boris. 1. Talking nonsense and 2. Looks a...

Jan 6th

#uksnow B67 4/10

Jan 5th

#uksnow B67 4/10 - Note to others this is how the map works. don’t just put...

Jan 5th

RT @Glinner: UK ISPs call bullshit on Bono’s bullshit http://bit.ly/6EQfxv /via @digiconbill

Jan 5th

#uksnow B67 2/10

Jan 5th

£400 unlocked for the Nexus One. Again, someone tell me what the buzz is exactly?

Jan 5th

Someone please explain to me why the Nexus One is so different from the G1, which was also branded...

Jan 5th

#uksnow B67 3/10

Jan 5th

#uksnow B67 1/10

Jan 5th

RT @sspcampsie: Bono made poverty history at the Hewsons and Geldoff’s houses and 2nite thanks...

Jan 4th

#bonofacts As an atheist, until concrete irrefutable evidence appears, I can’t believe Bono...

Jan 4th

#bonofacts Bono blames his last albums poor sales on illegal downloading, not the fact that it was a...

Jan 4th

#bonofacts His fans are almost as deluded as Scientologists, but at least with Scientologists their...

Jan 4th

RT @Neil_Mawer: Bono has spent thousands on law suits against Carly Simon whom he believes recorded...

Jan 4th

#bonofacts Bono created the world in 1 day, and felt pleased with himself for 6, a working pattern...

Jan 4th

#bonofacts like many extremist groups, U2 thrive on the oxygen of publicity but usually fail to do...

Jan 4th

If you make me laugh whilst ridiculing that complete tit Bono, then you make it on my follow list....

Jan 4th

Bono thinks the world governments should do something about climate change, but its fine to buy your...

Jan 4th

RT @bethparry: Bono does not read books, he stares them down until he has the information he wants....

Jan 4th

Bono doesn’t have a Jesus Complex. Jesus had a Bono Complex #bonofacts

Jan 4th

Bono doesn’t sweat, instead he secretes smug #bonofacts

Jan 4th

Honestly does anyone give a fuck about beautifulpeople.com? shallowcunts.com would be a better name,...

Jan 4th

Cory Doctrow - You’re a legend… “”If only greed and ignorance could...

Jan 4th

I’m with @doctorow, Bono, shut up. You’re advocating using China tactics against the...

Jan 4th

I trust David Cameron around the NHS as much as I would Gary Glitter in a nursery, or Harold Shipman...

Jan 4th

Wonders it the Irish Government should put surveillance on Bono’s tax avoidance schemes before...

Jan 4th

RT @davelee: What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t go around thinking...

Jan 4th

RT @frenchbloke: Bono doesn’t like Coldplay. One redeeming factor does not make him any less...

Jan 4th

Bono has a personal fortune of $500,000,000, and after he avoided paying tax in Ireland, they cut...

Jan 4th

Bono’s ego is so large, massive magnets keep The Edge, Larry and Adam pinned to the stage to...

Jan 4th

Bono is inviting starving Africans to his house to watch everything he does in order to get paid...

Jan 4th

David Cameron’s new posters nearly made me cras. Well I say crash, I sort of instantly started...

Jan 4th

Bono would suck his own dick, if it wasn’t rammed up his own arse that deeply #bonofacts

Jan 4th

There is absolutely no way I could spend time with Vinnie Jones without saying “You’re...

Jan 3rd

There is absolutely no way I could spend time with Vinnie Jones without saying “You’re...

Jan 3rd

#CBB whatever happened to Dru Hill… Oh wait…

Jan 3rd

Based on the quality of the #CBB celebs, anyone with more than 30 followers should expect themselves...

Jan 3rd

How come all the celebs I follow are talking Who? Did they watch it today? I hope Karen Gillan...

Jan 3rd

Absolutely astounded by @ThatKevinSmith ‘s amazing Hamlet like soliloquy on anal. Bravo that...

Jan 3rd

Man Utd lost to Leeds. That is fucking funny. Christ, Derby County wouldn’t lose to Leeds!...

Jan 3rd

#fuckoffjonas You music destroying talentless shits.

Jan 3rd

This is the first time in history Leeds United have actually been liked by anyone other than Leeds...

Jan 3rd

Celebrity Big Brother List released. The only one I found really surprising was David Tennant....

Jan 3rd

Watching Come Dine with Me. Isabelle, if you can read these, you are a completely unlikeable bitch.

Jan 2nd

Isabelle on #CDWM is such a nasty hideous bitch. She’s one of those women at 40 who...

Jan 2nd

Isabelle I’d put your head in a bowl of acid, be thankful for the muesli #CDWM

Jan 2nd

I hope every Doctor Who fan has seen the season 5 trailer, it really should put you all at ease...

Jan 1st

Twitter reminds me tonight of the general reaction of “who the fuck is David Tennant?”...

Jan 1st

I favorited a YouTube video — Doctor Who: Series 5 - First Trailer!...

Jan 1st

Happy new year twitter people xx

Dec 31st